Justin Hoeger

Justin Hoeger (aka "Sarcasmorator") obviously likes video games a lot. He appreciates puppies and chocolate bars, but not in combination because chocolate is poisonous to puppies and there's nothing sadder than dead puppies.

He also likes to read and write and edit and watch movies with his wife and collect useless junk and in general do a bunch of geeky stuff. He is not very fond (or capable) of writing profiles about himself. To distract you while he escapes he offers the following picture of a puppy in pajamas: