I’m testing out a new site design, obviously. I liked the boldness of the previous layout, but it proved to be incredibly inflexible. Even after weeks of troubleshooting with the original designer, I still couldn’t get it right. Eventually I got it down to one last design issue and the dude said, “LOL too bad.” Pretty nice of him, since I paid cash money for the theme and all. Oh well.
Anyway, this layout goes in the opposite direction — clean, simple, and inappropriately classy. Suck it down, y’all. And let me know if anything is missing, besides the neon colors.