Not only am I a heretic who enjoyed The Dark Knight Rises, I also liked The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass! I guess I just have bad taste. Not like Paul McClain, who rips the game a new one. He does it gently, but with sincerity.
I even thought the Palace of the Ocean King was a pretty interesting concept, because I like the idea of returning to familiar ground to experience it in a new way. I am a terrible person who is destroying all that is good in the world.