A fine how-do-you-do

The past year has served as a long-term demonstration of the fact that I should probably just stick to writing. And maybe not even that! But I don’t think I really have any other marketable talents, so I’m kinda stumped for alternatives.

I’d apologize for wasting everyone’s time with a bleak post like this, but there’s no one really left to apologize to. I think the last time this site had so few regular readers was in… what, 1999 or so? At least that means it all works out, I suppose.