I posted a roundup of the most interesting merchandise I saw up for grabs at TGS, but I neglected to post the most revelatory — not to mention revealing — item I saw for sale. That would be the Cammy White Play Arts figure, whose callipygian backside is is right at eye level as you’re standing in line to enter the Square Enix booth.
I don’t think those little video game sprites ever gave me a proper indication of just how uncomfortable that unitard must be to fight in. I know ridiculously revealing outfits are the norm for video game ladies, but this might be the only one that makes my colon hurt just by looking at it.
Also, I don’t really think that attempt at camo paint is actually fooling anyone, Cammy.