Even their soap dispensers are delighted to be of service.

At least their public face seems that way. I bet even these soap dispensers log onto 2ch at night and rage anonymously at dudes who don’t bother to wash their hands after using the bathroom, or who pump the dispenser three or four times when they only need to do it once or twice. Still, it’s nice that the Internet has afforded soap dispensers like this an outlet that their cultural mores don’t otherwise provide them.