Remember that Internet fad of posting pictures of a walrus with a bucket and inventing allegedly hilarious captions for what the walrus was supposedly saying? Yeah, I didn’t either, until I edited this article and stumbled upon the term “bucket bitch,” and it all came flooding back. As with any virus, I now pass this contagion along to you in order to purge it from my skull.
In other news, I’ll be interviewing a long-time employee of Game Freak today. I think we’re supposed to be discussing Pokémon Black & White, but I’m probably just going to hassle him about making a Drill Dozer sequel for half an hour. You’re welcome.