Deadly Premonition seems like the sort of game I would really enjoy if I were a person who had time to play video games outside of riding the train to work in the morning. Which I don’t. So I will have to settle for publishing someone else’s glowing tribute to the game and wonder, wistfully, what things might be like if I had a life. Or rather, if I had the opportunity to have a life to squander. You know what I mean.