So when I first wrote this article, it was based on an advance screening of the Scott Pilgrim movie, which hadn’t yet been released in theatres. It was fresh and topical! Now, months later, everyone’s like, “Ho hum, some movie from months ago, whatevs.” Dash and confound these temporal delays! Anyway, please humor me and read it anyway. It’s short and, I feel, refreshingly not belabored at all.