I’m not really terribly excited about Platinum and Sega’s new RPG-ish space thing, Infinite Space, but the sheer ubiquity of its title over the past few days finally convinced me to go ahead and buy a copy of Emerson Lake & Palmer’s Tarkus from iTunes. Why? Because Tarkus features a song called “Infinite Space,” of course.
Actually, “Infinite Space” is pretty much the album Tarkus in a nutshell: The work of a bunch of intellectual kids in their early 20s who just realized, hey guys, that whole “religion” thing is pretty dumb, huh? Lyrically, it’s slightly less hamfisted in making its point than ’70s-vintage Neil Peart, but demonstrates far less grace than its contemporary Aqualung. At least Jethro Tull had the decency not to take themselves entirely seriously. “Infinite Space” features deep gems like “Do you believe/God makes you breathe?/Why did he lose/Six million Jews?” delivered straight-face by a falsetto Greg Lake. It’s awesome. Awesomely bad. Charming in its pompous little way, though.
Tarkus‘s title cut is pretty amazing, though: It’s a 20-minute rock epic about a mighty armadillo tank that, so far as I can tell, declares war on the Catholic church.
I mean, come on. How could this be anything less than a masterpiece?
Despite its somewhat unconventional length, structure, and style, not to mention its relatively slow time signature — or perhaps because of these things — it’s one of the most intense songs I’ve ever heard. I remember listening to it once in college; when it was over, a friend of mine whose tastes tended toward speed metal and other loud, angry music asked, quietly, “Can we listen to something else? That was way too oppressive.” I guess it must have something to do with the leaden weight of the sound, which is predominantly bass guitar, Hammond organ, and shrieking Moog.
As for Infinite Space the game, well… I like the variety of customization and such, but it all seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to in order to play rock-paper-scissors. Plus, I’m pretty sure Tarkus would whup any one of the game’s spaceships in combat.
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Seems wrong to buy a digital copy of “Tarkus” when the best thing about the album is the cover art.
Every time people mention Infinite Space, I think they’re talking about the 20-minute 4X game series, and am bitterly disappointed to find out that it’s instead a mediocre RPGish space thing.
The YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrzyd8R8YWs
Fitting that ELP’s laughably melodramatic condemnation of religion would later be the theme for a battle against a nihilistic clown-angel.
“Dancing Mad” is totally an ELP ripoff, but it’s ripping off “The Three Fates” more than anything else.
My Dad has a copy of Tarkus on vinyl, and ever since I first saw the cover as a kid it’s been one of my favorite things ever. It’s so ridiculous and dumb, but at the same time, awesome.
On a related note, it’s thanks to Parish that I finally started buying some Can records.
My first thought when I saw that picture was, “Armored Armadillo.”
I think that the prog rock-loving DM who runs our off-and-on D&D campaign is planning to have us fight a Tarkus (*the* Tarkus?) sometime. He loves throwing random beasties into the game for us to fight, and holy crap, does he love himself some Tarkus.
Armadillo tank sounds incredibly South Park.
Anyhow, I take it that Infinite Space isn’t really all that?
I’m 2 hours into Infinite Space. The beginning was weird, but now it seems to be getting better. I think the problem is that the opening video shows things that haven’t happened yet… it was kind of jarring. Also you start playing as Nia instead of Yuri. I have to say… I’d much rather have Japanese voices w/ subtitles.
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