Well, I’m probably stretching the definition of the word “ordinal” here, but today’s entries are an ordered set! So I guess I’m not technically wrong. Just wrong in spirit. Anyway! This post fills in a bit more of the missing content backlog from GameSpite Quarterly 3. I’m sorry to say that two-thirds of the content here was written by me due to sheer random clustering. Try not to hold this against the book as a whole.
- The G-6155 Interceptor is technically the protagonist of the Spy Hunter series. Sadly, Hollywood decided to make The Rock the main character for the movies. In my opinion, the 8-bit car did a much better job of emoting.
- Gilgamesh from Tower of Druaga was a late entry to the book; as such, I was a little loopy, so this particular entry strays into some rather oblique side-references. Collect them all!
- The Guardian (of The Guardian Legend), on the other hand, was given a far more straightforward entry. It basically revolves around “LOL bewbs” jokes. I’d make a comment about low-hanging fruit, but given the context that would sound far filthier than I intended. Anyway, I’m sorry that this entry is probably the closest the world will ever come to a Guardian Legend revival.
11 thoughts on “GSQ3: The O.G.s (ordinal Gs) of gaming”
While it’s certainly not a revival, the GBA game, Sigma Star Saga, plays very similarly to The Guardian Legend, so there’s always that.
Man, don’t even. I had such high hopes for that game.
I thought The Rock was off Spy Hunter now?
Also, it makes me sad he’s sliding back to being credited as “The Rock”. He’d successfully made the transition from The Rock -> Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson -> Dwayne Johnson, but alas, maybe that wasn’t such a permanent thing.
Oh, huh, I thought the movie had already come out. Never mind!
See? You knock Dwayne Johnson’s acting ability, and you’re made the fool!
THE TOOTH HURTS!
I have long awaited this day.
Oddly enough, I think the Guardian Legend bit is one of the better entries in the book. Mainly because it’s so darn unexpected after reading your other entries up to that point.
I’m sorry… I actually really enjoyed Sigma Star.
Sigma Star Saga really could have used some more boobs.
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