So, the takeaway from my work in podcasting this week appears to be that I’m a horrible person whose voice should never be heard aloud. Don’t worry, though: All future episodes of Retronauts will be conducted entirely in semaphore.
- Sabreman (Jake Alley): You want to know how to make an English major happy? Refer to the style of writing in this article as “old English.” They love it when you do that.
- The Safari Hunter (Justin Fairchild): Apparently the hero of Congo Bongo doesn’t have a proper name, leastways not so far as it’s actually given to us in the lore. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that The Safari Hunter’s real name is “Nario,” though. Or maybe “Muigi.”
- Samson (Mike Zeller): Not to be mistaken for the real Samson. You can tell the difference because this one has short hair.