Hello, and welcome to “Further Adventures in Posting GameSpite Quarterly 3 on the Internet.” It is a lengthy and protracted process, much like a terminal illness. Hook up a catheter for yourself, ask the candy striper to bring you some stewed pears on a metal stray, and stay a while. Today’s patients:
- A look at ultimate 8-bit videogame superstar Alfred Chicken (who appeared in his own eponymous titles, because he was much too important to moonlight in the games of lesser characters) by Tomm Hulett; and
- A profile investigating the extreme crimes of Alis Landale (whose record of seditious acts is recorded in Phantasy Star) by new site contributor Jake Alley.