Things I didn’t expect to see on my way to work, Vol. 73

“Are you lost, little girl? Do your mommy or daddy know where you are? Let me go see if I can find a nice policeman who will help you get back– s, stop it. Stop looking at me. Stop staring into me with those dead, black eyes of yours! NOOOOO I WON’T LET YOU EAT MY SOUL”

9 thoughts on “Things I didn’t expect to see on my way to work, Vol. 73

  1. My sister had a doll like that. The catlog for that line of dolls always had the most awesome accessories. The dolls were expensive as hell though.

    Pretty amusing to see one hanging out at a fire hydrant.

  2. “My name is Talky Tina and I’m going to kill you.”

    That thing killed Telly Savalas. I wouldn’t go near that hydrant again if I were you.

  3. Dude, what the hell is wrong with Sunset. I live right across the park from you, and I never bump into weird stuff like this.

  4. “Sometimes that doll, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a doll… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a shark’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.”

    Looks like I’ll be watching Jaws tonight, since I can’t it out of my head now.

  5. wow… seriously without the image, this post is just odd. so much for looking at sites in RSS feeds only.

  6. “once when I was walking through a Mexican neighborhood outside of LA I saw a similar scene only it was two dolls hugging each other in a recycling bin.”

  7. But the Samantha line is discontinued! Who’d leave one of those on the street?

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