This is it. The moment every right-thinking Street Fighter fan has been waiting for. Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix is out this week. And those of you who have PS3s — us, my brothers! — can even download it Tuesday, a day before it’s up on Xbox Live! Oh, and attention to all PS3 BioShock players: Your DLC challenge rooms are ready or whatever.
Sorry Xbox 360 doods. This ain’t your week.
Ninja Bee | Wii | Pull and snap
This reminds me of those segments of Super Mario Galaxy where you pull back on him with the Wiimote and then let go to send him flying, except it looks way worse and the concept has been expanded into a whole game. It’s stuff like this that makes me wish for WiiWare demos -– it might be good, but who wants to shell out the points to be sure? Not I.
[[image:jh_081125_dlc02.jpg::left:0]]WiiWare: Sudoku Challenge!
Digital Leisure | Wii | Crossnumber puzzle
I know Sudoku is popular and all, but there are like a million of these dang things. You can find them printed on toilet paper. Seriously, that’s a real product that people will charge you money for! So ask yourself: Do you want Sudoku on your Wii, or would you rather wee on your Sudoku? [Editor’s note: congratulations on what might be the first clever Wii joke in years. You’re forgiven for the Forgotten Worlds fiasco.]
[[image:jh_081125_dlc03.jpg::left:0]]VC: Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure
Interplay | Genesis via Wii | Ew, gross
Boogers were sort of funny in grade school, but by the time this game came out I was 15 and the funny had lost its mucus-y shine. This may seem hypocritical to say given the potty humor in the previous post, but eh. If you wanna blow your money on this, I guess I can’t stop ya.
[[image:jh_081125_dlc04.jpg::left:0]]XBLA/PSN: Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
Capcom | Xbox 360/PS3 | Mega Retro Revival Redux Champion Edition
First with Bionic Commando, then with Mega Man 9 and now with SSFIITHDR -– the unnecessary exhuming of Commando and 1942’s carcasses notwithstanding — Capcom is really buying whole hog into the retro revolution. I don’t need to tell you to download this. You’re probably already going to, or else you’re cursing your lack of a PS3 or Xbox 360 and all your other lousy life choices.