What’s this? An envelope from Capcom? Why, it’s probably just my well-deserved invitation to their…
Oh. It’s those free replacement covers for Okami they were offering a while ago after that IGN watermark boondoggle. That’s nice, I guess. And they included two double-sided covers instead of just the one I ordered. Rather thoughtful.
Wait a second, when did I order these? Kotaku says the promotion started April 23…I’ll spot myself two days…that’s 180 days…Google Maps says I’m about 380 miles from Capcom…carry the four…and it comes out to roughly 0.08796 miles per hour on average. I believe that’s what The Oregon Trail qualified as a “leisurely pace.”
Seriously though, it’s not like I could complain. Truth be told, I didn’t even buy Okami for the Wii, so I sorta fleeced Capcom out of a couple of free DVD covers. With this and one of those one-cent Activision white DVD cases, I’ll have the prettiest Wii Sports case at the ball! Plus, this is way quicker than the free FLCL T-shirt I got that took thirteen months to arrive.