[[image:jd_080910_lumberbaron01_copy1.jpg:Factual representation:right:0]]So I guess all the new contributors are supposed to introduce themselves or something? I suppose I could do that. I’m known on the forums here as Lumber Baron, although now I suddenly feel weird about actually “publishing” something using a handle. Screw it, you can call me Johnny Driggs. I’m going to change my byline on my articles even. I mean, “Lumber Baron”? What is this, GamePro?
Anyway, I’m Gamespite’s resident linguistics enthusiast, Zelda apologist, and Makoto fetishist. I’m a Cancer, a Cow, and an INTP. I’m a de jure Canadian, an épéeist, and don’t have a home town.
That good?
It MUST be the future now.
I’m a Zelda apologist too! Let’s apologize together! (Funny, I just wrote about it on my blog :P)
Aw man, am I the ONLY one not using his real name?
…hm, maybe I should change. Curse you, Lumber Baron!
That’s ok Mr. Mate. Nobody wants to know your name.
Calories doesn’t so much have a name as a unique ID number.
What? I have a MINOR in linguistics *flexes muscles*
Geez, I knew lumber barons were harsh, but…..man.
A fellow INTPer, greetings!
Er, uh…yeah, that was me above. Bah. I suck at this job already.
@Calories You can see your name in your email, you should stick to Calorie Mate.
apoligist… apologist?
Am I being picky?
Your name makes you sound like you should be a hitman in a Robert Rodriguez movie. Badass.
Epee is truth!