Yeah, OK, I think I’m ready to come home now. My relationship with a place that thinks it’s a good idea to turn grizzled, dying old soldiers into cutesy little girls with no pants should definitely be restricted to visiting hours only. When you gaze into the asylum, the asylum gazes also into you.
(Image from Game|Life)
So you bought the set, right?
You know that point in a conversation where a joke crosses the line from playful to embarrassingly awkward? And how, *usually* that’s the end of the conversation as everyone shuffles away and avoids looking anyone else in the eyes?
Remember in MGS3, when Major Zero said “God be with you”?
Yeah, it obviously didn’t take.
I NEED THOSE.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Anyone else think that Guy’s need for these pedo-dolls is almost worst than the toys themselves?
Yikes.
Every time you come here, you bitch about it.
Already been done, man.
Whoops, there should’ve been a link there.
http://www.gamespite.net/talkingtime/showthread.php?p=236224#post236224
That’s better.
Oh, sorry. Didn’t realize my blogging opportunities had been obviated by the forums. Time to close down the site, etc., blah blah blah.
Awww, Otacon’s cute!
…I feel dirty now.
oh geez its like Japan is asking to be blown up again
This is worse than Wonder Momo.
The more I look at these, the more I want an alternate voice track for MGS4 in which all the characters are performed by high-pitched Japanese girls.
Kyoudaiiii~ ^_^
From now on whenever someone starts a Metal Gear VS Splinter Cell argument, I’m going to say “Splinter Cell doesn’t have transgendered pantlesless moe figurines”–And if anyone acts like that’s a plus for MGS, I can break their damn nose
“Anyone else think that Guy’s need for these pedo-dolls is almost worst than the toys themselves?
Yikes.”
But they’re not just pedo dolls! They’re Metal Gear pedo dolls!
Wait… why does the Snake one have blonde hair?
Wow.. how much were those things? Prolly an arm and a leg, right?
They would actually look pretty good if they were, y’know, full grown women. They did a nice job reproducing the Metal Gear-style art in the picture though.
And Guy continues to bury himself deeper.
Something inside me that had already died is dying again somehow.
Oh well, might as well get the most of it. The box for these toys should definitely have this on the corner: http://www.yatpundit.com/random_pics/pedobear_seal.jpg
l. o. l. And I’m done. I need to go wash off the ick now.
Sorry if the above post confuses anybody, I just need some sleep right now.
I didnt buy the kubrick set though I thought about buying those for a half a second.
I am a bad person.
What we need next are Loli doll versions of the Bush administration. Imagine little girl versions of Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, Tom Bolton…
The case COULD be made that these really aren’t any worse than those Hummel Figurines available in this country, but that doesn’t make these seem acceptable as much as it makes your great grandmother’s display cases that much more disturbing.
“What we need next are Loli doll versions of the Bush administration. Imagine little girl versions of Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, Tom Bolton..”
NO NO NO NO NO NO.
I hope each package sold comes with a single bullet and a note: “You know what needs to be done.”
Alternately, they could be coated in a substance which explodes upon contact with “pearl jam”. 1000 sets sold: 1000 houses burned to the fucking ground.
How do you make something react violently to Eddie Vedder?