Well, doesn’t look like the remote upload thing is gonna work out so well. My rental camera phone is a marvel of technology, including but not limited to its ability to pick up VHF television, but for some reason the 1.3 megapixel camera has a max resolution of 120×180. Which, at last check, does not actually multiply out to be 1.3 million pixels. So much for that, then.
In the meantime, here is a ghetto blog instead: drawn by hand on the plane, then photographed badly during turbulence. YEAH.