Hey kids, I’mma upgrade the blog backend in a few minutes, just as soon as my complete backup finishes. If things suddenly stop working here, that’s why. Don’t call 911 or anything, though; I’m fairly certain nothing in the update scripts is fatal to the end user.
Edit: Welp that was a disaster. Guess we’ll be going with the old, janky version for now.
Testing to see if things work again. (Please, please work again.)