You know, the comics have it all wrong. The real problem with Mondays isn’t spiders or lack of lasagna or whatever. It’s the fact that every Monday we publish these game and movie release columns, which serve as a stark testament to the shallow horribleness of modern culture.
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See, this is totally what I’m talking about. OK, so maybe ”Extras” is good, but Xenosaga was turned into an anime that somehow managed to screw up even the easy, can’t-miss parts. We’re doomed. And when movies about Dane Cook as a sexed–up ladykiller pass as entertainment, you know things are about to go the way of the Roman Empire.
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And come to that, Samurai Warriors: Katana is pretty much a calling card for the Visigoths. “Dear sirs, our emperor appears to be an inbred halfwit and our senate is a corrupt figurehead institution and the lead in our aqueduct pipes has given us all brain damage. Someone, somewhere will be paying money for Miami Nights. Please sack our nation for our own benefit.”