Hey, look. I kinda wrote a review, sort of.
It is a review of the Zelda limited edition DS Lite. It is about what you’d expect: a wholly meaningless piece of commentary about the color gold. Right-o. Well, at least I have formal art training on my side? Er, yeah.
Anyway, it couldn’t have arrived at a better time: my DS is in really terrible shape, what with me being the go-to guy for DS reviews these past three years. I treat my consoles like they were precious babies, but most babies don’t suffer through three iterations of Elite Beat Agents and those stupid Lost in Blue games — amounting to the poor thing’s inevitable doom. (I don’t get to keep it as my own, of course, but I will be using it for my DS reviews and previews for as long as I work at 1UP. And, uh, maybe using physical force against anyone who touches it.)