I haven’t written anything genuinely dumb in a while. So I figured, hey, why not celebrate the release of one of the best games in recent memory with something utterly stupid? That is how we roll in these parts, you see.
When was the last time you really stopped to think about this humblest of enemies, and what its role in the grand scheme of things really is? Never, I’ll bet. You monster. This article endeavors to make up for your insensitivity, although it generally fails. But at least it means well. Which is more than I can say for you. I hope you’re proud of yourself.