“With a busted-ass old company computer,” wept the broken husk of a man, utterly failing to thank me for saving him a front-row seat for the Nintendo press conference. “Good riddance,” agree nine out of ten doctors.
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There’s always the live feedcast.
I don’t get it.
J and C are at the Nintendo press conference. J worked hard to save C a front seat, but C is too focused on his crappy computer, which is preventing him from live blogging. Both J and C want C to die.
When I first read Marty’s comment, I thought it was one of those word problems where you have to decide who is taller, because J is half as tall as C, but C is three inches taller than four stacks seal or something. I hated those questions.
Probably would’ve liked them better if any of them had ever involved seal stacking, which is a concept I can grasp.
Well at least he is taking the matter into his own hands instead of waiting for you know, natural causes and such.
C isn’t that much taller than J, if I remember correctly.
C probably crapped his pants in disappointment upon hearing Wii Fit with the new Wii Balance Board, while J would’ve probably cared less; he knew what to expect.
What’s surprising is Miyamoto’s involvement with the title. Perhaps the interview will shed some light…
Dibs on his kobun toys.
Wii Fit is going to be awesome. I can’t wait to get healthy the Nintendo way! Seriously.
Marty, is that like the video gaming equivalent of a blind item?
C seem to like Wii Fit though, it’s really not a bad thing.
Kohler better not die. Who else will play songs from the Xenogears soundtrack on a flute/whistle of some sort??
I can’t tell what frustrated Chris from your statement. The Nintendo conference, or his computer feed.
Don’t let him do it until I’m present. I wanna see/take pictures/charge admission/sell his organs.