Another Monday, another Bonus Stage. Seriously, I’m absolutely determined to keep to a weekly pace for both this and the Retronauts podcast. Especially since that meticulously-planned ToastyFrog story turned out to be the biggest flop of my existence before even reaching week two.
(The problem is that I’m completely incapable of writing fiction, which is existentially distressing given that I’ve always kind of hoped to be an author.)
After that realization set in with sickening certainty, it was a matter of either turning to other projects or turning to hard liquor; since I tend to feel a bit nauseous when I drink I figured I’d give the other projects option a shot first. Anyway, yes, I know, we’re all sick of Castlevania. I just thought this would be a nice tie-in with certain recent announcements. Don’t worry, though — after this week, Retronauts will let that particular series lay fallow for the rest of the year.
Also, much as I hate to shill for overhyped Web 2.0 ventures, you can help convince the powers-that-be that Bonus Stage is actually a worthwhile investment of my time and energy (rather than an excuse for me to slack of and do something frivolous and fun) if you Digg them. (Retronauts | Bonus Stage) Ugh, now I feel all dirty.