This morning on the bus to work I finally collected an Iron Golem soul to complete my 100% soul run in Dawn of Sorrow. I collected the Chaos Ring, forged some insane weapons and defeated Menace. Correction: I defeated Menace with a demon vacuum cleaner.
Unfortunately, that was such a mind-blowing feat that I feel alarmingly directionless now. I can’t think of anything else to do with my life that would be anywhere near as awesome as saving the world with an undead Electrolux.
By the way, I don’t care how nostalgic you may happen to be for Symphony of the Night or Dracula’s Curse. (Or Legends, if you were unfortunate enough to have been introduced to gaming with that sad excuse for a game and think it represents something akin to “quality.”) Objectively speaking, Dawn is absolutely the best Castlevania ever. I know you hate being wrong, so I’d recommend not disagreeing with this completely factual statement.