Guys, terrible news: the Tingle RPG still exists. And based on the screenshots it’s both creepy and a little revolting.
I mean, really, I feel a little sick just looking at it.
Needless to say, I’m going to do everything in my power to get that localization opening at Nintendo’s Treehouse — I so totally want my name in the credits of a game this emotionally scarring.
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Tingle is getting his own —-ing game?! When the —- did Hell freeze over, and how did I miss the mountains of jagged ice thrusting from it’s foul maw, towering above Earth’s sky?!
I can’t believe I’m asking this, but I need more details about this.
Wow, imagine if these scans had hit on 6/6/06? I might have believed the world was ending. Although that might still happen if we get this game instead of Mother 3.
There aren’t many details as of yet, but apparently the full title translates to “Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy-Pink Rupee Land.” More info here: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3151337
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I don’t think it would be an exaggeration to say this is now one of my most-anticipated games of 2006!
GOTY 2006! These are the magic words that Tingle has made himself; don’t steal them!
After further research, I am sad to see that gameplay does not revolve around picking fresh Tingles.
Oh, god…think of the cosplay…the cosplay….
Hey, but look at it this way- it’ll finally be our first chance to “accidentially” kill Tingle over and over again. The worst you could do to him before was inconvience him by popping that balloon.
Kaloo Lim-PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
I couldn’t be more happy about a game that looks to explore the origins of (arguably) Nintendo’s most popular and widely-accepted mascot character.
He’d better be in the next Smash Brothers game as well!
Are you sure you don’t mean _rap_ face? ‘Cause that’s what i have.
I got my damn rap face on.
You’d better start liking Smash Brothers then, Parish, otherwise you can pretty much forget about landing that gig.
He was in the last Smash Bros game.
HOLY CRAP. Dear Nintendo: I love you. Love, Me
I can learn to pretend, if that’s what it takes.
Is Tingle really that popular? I can’t imagine why Nintendo uses him so much.
Nepotism, of course: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103766
My reaction to that “picture” – THERE IS NO GOD!
oh there is a god. this picture proves that he hates us all.
and dude, where do you look to find out about localization gigs? /in dire need of a career move…
If this gets a U.S. release, will Choaniki be next?
that’s worse than the PS3’s pricetag
ba-dum pish
Shivam, what the crap is your email address now? Drop me an email.
So THAT’S where the Viewtiful Joe artists went. The game will consist of Tingle pimping his way across Hyrule. The picture is Mitzy, your first girl. Charge Link for information on the criminal underworld. But beware, Gannon is one john you don’t want to cross.
What the hell is a Tingle?
The sensation this game makes you feel… in your pants.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/kwiatkowski/mission-accomplished.jpg
Nintendo will like, have to make the BEST GAME EVAR out of this to justify itself.
Even then…
I’m not wearing pants.
Bleh. This game needs a Mr. Yuk sticker.
Tingle was ok in Majora’s Mask. A bit creepy, sure, but he provided a non-essential service for a relatively affordable cost. However, in Wind Waker he was a horrible, horrible person. Jailed for crimes unknown, he enslaves family members to keep his tower running, and forces them to wear versions of his costume. He charges you a fortune for his MAD MAP READING SKILLZ which are essential to finish the game.
Think of the educational games you could make! “Tingle Teaches Tolerance (and Typing)” could be award-winning material.