bobservo?

Yes, bobservo. As in Bob "bobservo" Mackey. The bobservo footprint has been embedded in the surface of the Internet since 1997, so bobservo thanks you in advance for not appropriating his online nickname for use in identity theft or property damage.
Entities bobservo [writes/has written] for:
1UP, EGM, Something Awful, Gamasutra, 61FPS, Cracked, college newspapers The Jambar and The Stater, Valley24.com, and an independent rag known as The Walruss. Like all nerds on the Internet, BobServo also has a blog.
GameSpite articles bobservo has written:
Alex Kidd (from The Encyclopedia of 8-Bit Heroes)
Balloon Fighter (from The Encyclopedia of 8-Bit Heroes)
Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter
Erdrick (from The Encyclopedia of 8-Bit Heroes)
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Spelunker (from The Encyclopedia of 8-Bit Heroes)
Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
GameSpite articles bobservo has contributed to:
Issue 13 Prologue: The Pivotal Moment (Earthbound)
Issue 14/Quarterly 1 Prologue: Game Boy Moments (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
Issue 15/Quarterly 2 Prologue: A Few of Our Favorite Games (Final Fantasy IV)
Enjoyables:
Gaming, reading, writing, cooking, blogging, all-purpose snobbery.
Favorite games:
Earthbound, Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy IX, Metal Gear Solid (series), The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Mega Man Legends (series), Katamari Damacy (series), Dragon Quest (series), and many more!
Please look forward to it. *bows with the sickness of shame*