For your consideration:

The creator of Oculus Rift is a man named Palmer Luckey.

The first radio hit by the band Emerson Lake & Palmer was “Lucky Man.”

ELP’s last composition of any note, and the most epic in their entire catalog, is the lengthy sci-fi epic “Karn Evil 9,” which concerns the destruction of humanity at the hands of machines upon which our species has grown too dependent.

I’m not saying Oculus is secretly a plot by Skynet to destroy our species from the inside, but I’m not saying it’s not, either.

If you never hear from me again, it’s because I’ve cracked the code and had to be silenced.