The Internet thought it would be a good idea to pass around links to a really horrible, Kirby-related thing today. Please let me take your mind off of that with something far more appealing: an exclusive look at a secret transformation from Kirby: Return to Dream Land.
Kalbi Kirby! He’s the meat that eats.
(Of course, in America, he’s the angry meat that eats.)
In other news, I sent GameSpite Journal 10 off for proofing last night, and I stuffed envelopes full of the latest bonus book over the weekend as well. Ah, productivity.
Well now I’m both curious and hesitant about this Kirby ‘thing’…
Honestly I always kind of preferred angry Kirby over doe-eyed happy Kirby. Angry Kirby looks determined and has personal agency. Happy Kirby is just glassy-eyed and smiling as he devours innocent looking creatures, making them a part of him.
Forever and ever.
And ever.
Can someone describe the “Kirby-related thing” to me?
Sears had a bit of a scandal involving their online store and why you shouldn’t let third-party sellers from the internet on your store without a very through vetting process.
Well now that that’s settled.
Parish’s meat-kirby is more disturbing, I think.
This is almost as scary as the real Kirby.
Meat with a cute cartoon face is disturbing, but I feel a forever smiling pink puff of all consuming gelatinous flesh comes straight out of nightmare country.
Kirby may in fact be a shoggoth dressing itself up to lull it’s enemies into a false sense of security.