I’ve always felt kind of bummed out that I was never able to play The Neverhood, since Neverhood, Inc. declined to put the game on Macintosh and I’m one of those idiots who just can’t bring himself to buy a Windows-compatible machine and thus misses out on lots of cool games. I don’t have any excuse for not having played Skull Monkeys, though. It’s a PlayStation game, and I’ve owned a PlayStation-family system nonstop for 15 years now. And so Mike Zeller has gone and written an article that makes me feel like a double-huge dope; editing the article inspired me to hunt down a copy of the game, and I still haven’t played it. I guess some people are just hopeless.