Let it never be said that GameSpite Quarterly exists as my personal bully pulpit. If it were, I’d never allow an offensively positive article like this look at the Bionic Commando sequel from a couple of years back to exist. Bionic Commando ’09 may well be the only time I’ve ever taken a video game personally. And yet, here are nice things being written about it. I didn’t even add a snarky aside as a square-bracketed editor’s note. See, I can be a nice person sometimes.