Man, there’s a show on TV where Martha Plimpton is playing a grandmother. Let me repeat this: One of the Goonies is a grandmother. A fictional grandmother, but still. Hmm, is that the chilly specter of mortality I feel creeping up behind me?
Anyway, I regret to announce that I am responsible for all but one of tonight’s mini-write-ups. Sorry about that, kids!
Medusa Heads: This one is by Marc Host, so that’s a relief.