Well, I’m probably stretching the definition of the word “ordinal” here, but today’s entries are an ordered set! So I guess I’m not technically wrong. Just wrong in spirit. Anyway! This post fills in a bit more of the missing content backlog from GameSpite Quarterly 3. I’m sorry to say that two-thirds of the content here was written by me due to sheer random clustering. Try not to hold this against the book as a whole.
- The G-6155 Interceptor is technically the protagonist of the Spy Hunter series. Sadly, Hollywood decided to make The Rock the main character for the movies. In my opinion, the 8-bit car did a much better job of emoting.
- Gilgamesh from Tower of Druaga was a late entry to the book; as such, I was a little loopy, so this particular entry strays into some rather oblique side-references. Collect them all!
- The Guardian (of The Guardian Legend), on the other hand, was given a far more straightforward entry. It basically revolves around “LOL bewbs” jokes. I’d make a comment about low-hanging fruit, but given the context that would sound far filthier than I intended. Anyway, I’m sorry that this entry is probably the closest the world will ever come to a Guardian Legend revival.