“Boss, I couldn’t help but notice that people keep talking about me! It looks like I’m famous. People really like me, huh, boss? I bet you must feel pretty luck to have an Internet celebrity like me working for you!
“By the way, boss, I dropped the key to your apartment a little while ago. Sorry! While I was looking for it, I found this thing that it seems like you wrote. I was really happy that you wrote about me, boss! It’s nice that strangers like to talk about me, but to know I made such an impression in your heart… it makes me super happy.
“Well, I thought it made me happy, anyway. But then I read what you had to say, and, well, it wasn’t very nice. Why would you say these things, boss? I don’t understand. I just want to help you, boss. Don’t you like me? Boss? Boss!?”