Frankenmuth is Michigan’s Germantown, a sort of touristy city that trades mainly in the fact that it has a lot of German heritage. Still, doesn’t this little tourist knickknack seem a little… I dunno, racist? Or maybe tasteless?
If this sort of thing is still acceptable, though, I may go into business making some variants of these myself. Here are a few inspirations I had:
- “A Chinese knight is a chink in the armor.”
- “A pooping Italian is a doo wop.”
- “An old white person is a stale cracker.”
Hmm, I dunno. I don’t really feel good about these, for some reason.