I’ve just made a fantastic discovery: the Nintendo DSi won’t boot review ROMs. You know, the majority of carts I play.
Also, my MacBook Pro (the one I’ve had for five weeks) no longer works correctly; when I try to put it to sleep the hard drive goes insane and it enters a permanent freeze loop that requires a hard shutown. But that’s OK, because I’m no longer allowed to use it for work anyway (even though work is the main reason I bought it in the first place).
Hurt me more.