So, uh, apparently people take exception to my taking exception to the existence of BioShock 2‘s Big Sisters, or so I assume based on the unexpected number of people who revoked their support for the site overnight. Sorry about that. Please allow me a moment to recalibrate my opinion in order to increase the site’s populist appeal.
OMG they’re like Big Daddies but GIRLS!!
I’m gonna go draw some fan art right now.
In other news, my mother recently dropped me an email to let me know that the barn attached to the house she and my father recently purchased shows signs of an owl infestation. Owls as vermin.
I take this to be another sign that Futurama is in fact a true and prescient vision of the future history of Earth.
Edit: Leave it to Norm Scott to come up with something far more terrifying than Big Sisters.