That’s right, Gollum! This issue is made of love. A startling counterpoint to our previous issue, which was made almost entirely of spite. We make no pretense of fairness around here, but we do at least offer lip service to the world of balance.
Wario Land 3
Up until about two years ago, you could be certain that if a game sported the name “Wario” in the title, it was guaranteed to be a fresh and interesting experience — never mind the fact that it was based around a flatulent, obese parody of Mario. That’s not so much the case anymore! But let us not find discouragement in these dark ages, but instead look back to a brighter time.
Can you believe that an author who goes under the handle “Cynical Valkyrie” loves Valkyrie Profile? Shocking but true! Please note that this is about the original title in the series, not the more recent PS2 title, whose quality we cannot possibly hope to vouch for.