I must’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere, because contrary to what Kat said, I’m not seeing any levers or even a single astromech. All that’s here is an empty room, save for a dusty Casio keyboard on the floor. That’s symbolic of something, I’m sure. My gut reaction was to make some terrible joke about what it’s like to try and type on a keyboard, but then I realized, oh hey, you do type on keyboards, just not…yeah. Bear with me, I’m new at this.
[[image:cm_081008_caloriemate_01.jpg:There’s a new flavor in town:center:0]]
Anyway, anyone that’s been to Talking Time (really, why would you read this site and not post there? What’s your problem, pal?) has seen me post. I practically live there. I briefly considered really introducing myself, but “Calorie Mate” is a much more fun name than “Anthony”, so I guess I’m cursed to keep it indefinitely. Ah, well. Being stuck in a cubicle at USGOVERMENT all day, I really have nothing better to do…which is why I’m hoping writing here on the front page will be a nice fit. I always had an inkling my inane ranting was front page material; somehow, I convinced Parish to see things my way, and you guys are stuck with me. Sorry ’bout that.
I can’t really begin to guess what I’ll post about, but you can be sure I’ll be balancing out the robot animes and classying the place up now and then with posts about those music games the kids love so much. Case in point, my first article written for Gamespite (which happens to be the first Gamespite user article, not that I’m boasting) was about Guitar Hero. (I also wrote a darling little piece about Zack and Wiki, because, hey, that game deserves lots of love).
I know it’s scary to see someone other than JP posting up here, but don’t worry guys. Parish is taking the internet to new and exciting places, so get on the trolley. (Editor’s note: I think he is exaggerating for effect here.)