Ah, now that summer event madness is over — and seriously, I don’t remember any previous year being quite so jam-packed with events — I can finally get back to extracurricular projects. We should have put the wraps on this issue, what, two weeks ago? Yeah. Well, so it goes. Next week: something completely different.
Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice
Kolbe once again rages against the machine in which he is inexorably trapped. As usual, he praises a Capcom game while cursing the company with gritted teeth and muttered imprecations. We are all tiny seeds trapped in a giant wheel designed to grind us into a thin paste from which money may be extracted; prey to corporate predation. Victimhood binds us together, like the Force.
This article has been in the works for much too long. Of course, I’ve only gotten around to finishing it now that Actionbutton.net has recently published its own hagiography. I haven’t read that one yet, so I have no idea if the two pieces cover much of the same territory. However, I can say with absolute confidence that this one is a damn sight shorter than theirs.