I just played Street Fighter IV so hard I can barely move my wrist. I realize this is like complaining about having trouble breathing because you’re buried under a pile of beautiful women, but still: Ouch.
Edit: “You should take a ten minute break every hour, whether you’re laying underneath a pile of beautiful women or beating them up.” – LilSpriteX in the comments
I was playing as my main lady Chun-Li, actually. I only had to beat up one girl, Crimson Viper, who has been designated Chun-Li’s rival. I would have figured M. Bison would hold that title, what with his having killed her dad and all, but I guess I was overlooking the important fact that all women loathe one another.