What’s this? A Chrono Trigger remake for DS? Well, there’s only one thing to say about that:
Yep, I totally made this happen, just like I did with Mega Man 9 and Wario Land: Shake It. Time for me to bask in the glory–
What? Oh, yeah… sorry. I cheated. I’ve known about the DS remake for a while, so I was actually making a prediction based on insider info. This makes me the Martha Stewart of the video game press, doesn’t it? I’m so ashamed.
Still, a Chrono Trigger portable remake. Pretty cool. Not as cool as a sequel would be, though. The more I think about it, the more it annoys me that they’re dredging up a 13-year-old game as a full-priced release rather than just putting it on Virtual Console as a prelude to a continuation of the franchise. I’m not alone in this; Queen Zeal has a message for Square Enix, too:
Dude, she totally flipped them the bird.
Maybe it’s not too late, though. Maybe I can put my phenomenal mind powers to work to make the sequel a reality instead. Hrrrrhghh… concentrating… gnargh… Chrono Break!
Dang. Ah well, at least I tried.