Nich just sent me the following image:
Ha! Ha! I thought. It’s the lolcat sequel to Ping Pals, I thought, the only possible way to make that needless game even more unnecessary!
No, he said. Read it carefully.
So I di–wh, what?
So apparently they’ve made a video game out of Catloaf? That’s awesome. But it does make me wonder, what would kitten breads taste like? My girlfriend is Vietnamese, so all we ever eat around here is dog.
(Disclaimer for those with a stick up their bum: My girlfriend doesn’t actually eat dog. It is a joke she and her cousins make constantly. They also make fun of me for being white! OK? Now remove that stick. And, uh, wash it carefully. Do you know where that thing’s been?)