Shocking revelation

My parents sent me a box of random junk and toys and stuff I’d left at their place because I didn’t want to be bothered with keeping track of it myself. (That’s what parents are for, right? Dumping off your junk onto? Right?) I’m not really sure what to do with it all, but I did make a discovery about the Metal Gear saga that I’d never realized before:

This changes everything, guys.

15 thoughts on “Shocking revelation”

  2. So…does this make MGS an off-shoot of WarGames? And here I thought the plots of both couldn’t get more off-the-wall. Is it just me, or do they kind of complement each other?

  4. I always confuse Dabney Coleman with that guy from “Major Dad.” Sometimes Mr. Parish gets a little too Texas for me. I bet he’s drinking Dr. Pepper right now.

  5. It’s “Dr Pepper” — no period. But currently I’m drinking green tea. Anyway, what does a Hollywood actor have to do with Texas?

  6. You know, that Major Dad guy actually gets around. He was also in that batshit show where he and his family travel the country in an RV or whatever and somehow manage to NOT solve mysteries OR crime (lazy bastards).

    He’s also the mayor in Jericho.

  7. Dabney’s a Texan. Thankfully I had doubled checked IMDB before going on a rant about Major Dad.

  8. “Ocelot’s Class” only survived for one season on Fox; it didn’t even benefit from a “Top Of The Heap/Vinnie And Bobby” overhaul.

  9. Quoth Smacketh: So…does this make MGS an off-shoot of WarGames? And here I thought the plots of both couldn’t get more off-the-wall. Is it just me, or do they kind of complement each other?

    No no no… this clearly means it’s an offshoot of “Cloak & Dagger”
    Sheesh

  10. I’m pretty sure that in order to make this joke work, he’s intentionally hiding the bottom half of the doll, which is wearing something completely inappropriate for Ocelot. Like say, a skirt, or blue jeans.

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