Just kidding. This update contains exactly zero puppies. It does have a kitten, though. Can you find it? Better get to clickin’, mateys.
Add to Queue: Weekly DVD Column
The Add to Queue DVD column gets top billing this week, because it brings with it a miracle of human joy: more Futurama. Unfortunately, even the best things have their downside. So let me ask: what the hell is wrong with you, Internet? Half the results I received for my Futurama image searches were cartoon porn. Are you really that hard up, Internet? Seriously?
Anime Blues: Weekly Anime Column
And for once I’m actually kind of intrigued by the anime on offer this week. Paprika‘s supposed to be complete great in the usual Satoshi Kon style — which is good, maybe. Seven years later, I’m still shell-shocked from Perfect Blue. Also, I’ve given the anime column a new title. It’s a lame name, admittedly, but that is what happens when the writer is insufficiently proactive about it. Tsk.
New Game +: Weekly Games Column
Aaaand at the other end of the spectrum is the weekly game release column. We are clearly past the pre-Black Friday salad days of yore, that’s for certain.