This week’s game release list squeaks in just under the wire, with mere minutes remaining before being made irrelevant. The big news is Metroid Prime 3, you see, and it’s on sale now. And soon you east-coasters will be getting home from work and playing the game. In which case, I guess the release list is irrelevant anyway, since you’ve already made your buying decision. So never freaking mind, then.
Nah, you should check out the list anyway. In the midst of some very high-profile releases, you will also find some shockingly (and deservedly) low-profile games. Come join us as we stand in a circle around them and throw rocks and spit. Bullying the weak and stupid is awesome.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.