I know I said we wouldn’t do anymore Castlevania-oriented Retronauts creations for a while, and at first glance you’ll probably think the new episode of Bonus Stage makes me a liar. But it doesn’t! Castlevania is simply a jumping-off point for our usual destructive tendencies.
See? It’s all good. Except Sharkey’s language, which is as naughty as ever. So, uh, Mom: Don’t click the play button. Especially if you don’t want to know about our mad scheme to create free-form platform-based porn games.
The episode finale is dedicated to the forum kids. It also means that anyone caught spouting Symphony of the Night dialogue from now on will be ruthlessly culled from the herd.