I seem to be suffering a case of blogjam. It’s like a logjam, but with… yeah. In other words, when your e/n site becomes more n than e. Ah, e/n — what a quaint term. Why, it seems like only five years ago that it was all the rage.
In tribute to e/n and other dead, meaningless terms of recent years (like “democracy”), here is my pick for the top three neologisms of our times:
- Smarmageddon: The coming Internet apocalypse, when the blogosphere finally collapses under the weight of its own irony.
- Cuddlevania: A free-roaming videogame which rewards players with hugs rather than violence.
- Hokuto No Finn: A secret fighting technique in which you punch someone so hard they land in Mark Twain’s era.
Sadly, I was forced to invent two of those on the spot. So I guess this post was a lie like all the others.
Edit: Hello Final Fantasy III Retronauts + amateurish podcast.