After I tried to rationalize the oddities inherent in Dawn of Sorrow to my girlfriend, she apparently spent some time contemplating how to make the game better. Demon karate maids and deadly curry, it seems, aren’t sufficiently awesome for her. Thus she commissioned me (and by “commissioned” I mean “insisted forcefully”) to sketch her plan for improving the game. Thus: Mistress Sashimi, the ninja dominatrix who throws deadly raw fish.
She may or may not be an improvement over Persephone, but at least she’d push that T rating to its absolute limit.
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judging by your sketch, you left “drunk” off her description.
She’s winding up to toss the plate, smartass.
thanks, I needed a compliment today!
That’s hilarious.
I wonder if Jeremy is prepared for the (mostly) unintentional inclusion of his site in google results for ninja dominatrix.
Whip-holding arm seems to be growing out of her back, but besides that, a fun idea.
Curry is usually hot, eh? So I can see how slinging a plate of hot curry can do some damage. I don’t see how sashimi would do too much damage, though. She does have a whip (and a possibly hard plate) to work with, but she’s not the Whip Dominatrix.
You can always pretend that it’s bad sashimi.
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That said, my only thought on it is that it seems to be lacking in ninjaness.
All failings in anatomy and ninja-ness can be attributed to the fact that I was in a hurry when I sketched it since we were at the theatre and only had a few minutes before the lights went down and the previews began to roll.
It looks like she has a wedgie
I don’t know if she’d really push the T rating anymore than the fully nude Succubus already does.
This is completely unrelated to the lovely -and devilishly attractive- Mistress Sashimi, but I just wanted to welcome myself to the Great, Evergreen Lands of DSL. I broke a mirror, and got seven years of dial-up. But I already did my time, baby!
The succubus isn’t fully nude. She has boots on, thus it’s PG-13.
But they do giggle when you smack them, that’s gotta be worth something.
No, see, there’s two of them: the one you see is just a regular dominatrix.
The NINJA dominatrix is behind her.
Congratulations Mr. Frugal. You can now browse the internets’s stupid in a fraction of the time!
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Or browse several times more. Your choice. In way, DSL is a wonderful thing. I can still recall the first time I’d witnessed it at a friend’s house.
I just thought of something – Mistress Sashimi looks like she’s part of someone’s crazy idea for a theme restaurant (that’s the outfit for the waitresses). “Welcome to S&M’s. You’ll give me your order… NOW!”
Just to clarify – I never actually described this character as a “ninja dominatrix.” I only threw out the idea of throwing sushi rather than, say, curry to point out the seemingly random decision of the developers to use curry as a tool of death. So I said, “Why curry? Why not sushi?”
Also, I asked rather nicely if the devoted jp would draw the sushi-slinging dominatrix (although the phrase, “Do it,” may have passed my lips.
well, in japan, these people go crazy for curry, or the brown slop that passes for it…
and apparently, it passes for spicy, too, and spicy means death. no barely marinated tuna ever struck fear into the hearts of japanese the way curry powder does.
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she looks like an action figure that has had its hand twisted all the way back. i’d collect it.
But what items does she drop? I’m thinking waffles and Sprite.
did you ever tell us what her soul gives?
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and I still say she looks drunk
Waffles definetly.
Thusly, the statement. “Evil beware! We have waffles!”
Videogames are for retards. Sashimi throwing dominatrix? Your girlfriend just called you a pervert videogame nerd! Did you miss the part where she said she was breaking up with you or did your mind just blocked it?
ooh…zing!
“Videogames are for retards. Sashimi throwing dominatrix? Your girlfriend just called you a pervert videogame nerd! Did you miss the part where she said she was breaking up with you or did your mind just blocked it?”
I don’t really think toastyfrog.com is the best place to work out any sort of anger management issues.